Michael Abber is a very loud comedian/not-for-profit cabaret artist who has been featured in The New York Times and, more prestigiously, on public access television. Abber has performed his stand-up comedy act in the New York Comedy Festival, Netflix is a Joke Festival, and Edinburgh Fringe Festival, but none of this in a fancy way. He is also known for hosting the internet show Roommate Court, in which he wears a phenomenal suit. He is banned from Uber and cannot drive.